Women's logic statuses. Women's logic
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My female psyche crashed against my female logic - it was necessary to take a picture of not made-up lips - I made up my eyes!
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Random number generator won the women's logic contest...
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A woman is a queen when she is loved and a slave when she is in love ... since reciprocity is not possible, I prefer to remain a queen and I can allow myself to be loved.
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The size of the female mind does not depend in any way on the length of the hair, but is inversely proportional to the length of the tongue.
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Happiness is not in getting what you want, but in wanting what you have.
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Women's logic:
“Someday we will sleep with you. But not now. Now I hate to even talk to you.”
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- She spoke incessantly: she had nothing to be silent about.
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The one who gives the bridegroom a deposit even before marriage, then distributes all her goods to others for nothing.
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The logic of a woman is like a bundle of emotions! Don't know where to shoot!
But the logic of men is like a ladder going up to the truth!!!
Step to step!
And not even sports!
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I cleaned my bag today. I bought a new one and shifted everything very necessary from the old one.
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Female expressiveness:
The inscription on the bench: “Whoever catches me, I will be whose one” ... How!
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He: Well, what are you all - reproaches and reproaches ... She: Can't I say a word? Am I supposed to endure everything? I don't have the right to vote in this house! Am I human or not?
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Women's logic is like a guinea pig - neither a pig nor a sea pig.
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A woman's logic is like a lizard's tail - if it bothers you, you can throw it off.
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Well, dear, let's play - your game. Only by MY rules!
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She always had several options for the final decision.
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I don’t understand, invisible, constantly tracking my page, you are my new girlfriend ex boyfriend, or mistress of the present?
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- Honey, today I saw your husband go to the left! - How to the left! -That's how! He got out, turned left and went. -Ah, so if he went to the left, then he went to work. Now, if he went to the right, then he would go to the left!
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Women hate each other and, however, every single one, protect each other.
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Women's logic: You disturb me with your snoring and sniffling... Well, where are you, I won't fall asleep without you!!!
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No, of course I understand that I'm to blame, but you can at least apologize.
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The most demanded by men in female logic is its carrier.
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Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online so that I DO NOT write to you.
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We need women's logic in order to put a man into a stupor and get a break.
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- Well, what about your ex, finally stopped getting you SMSs?
- Can you imagine, he hasn't called for a week, you bastard!
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she: i love you
him: hmmm... that's cool...
she:…
she: honey, do you want to give you a blowjob?
He: of course, Bunny!
her: hmmm... that's cool...
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Every woman considers herself irreplaceable and believes that she can easily replace any other.
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Oh, well, let my logic be wrong ... But it is so INTERESTING !!!
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A woman is sure that if she likes a man, then their parallel paths must necessarily cross.
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Heels help us reach the ideal and become higher than those who are not worthy of us.
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I am a woman ... And I can contradict myself as much as I like.
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Women's logic knows how to forgive, but it will always remember and tease!
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From a series of female logic: "Okay, I'm wrong, but you can at least ask me for forgiveness!"
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Boys and girls are arranged differently: girls - in their own way, and boys - in a stupid way.
cool statuses about women's logic
Women's logic: Decided not to call him again. Got a couple of martinis. Corrected the solution...
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I'm already close. I'm sitting in the liver.
For a woman to be happy, not so much is needed - just a few things. And new ones every day!
Men's logic: if I find out, I'll kill. Women's logic: for the life of me, I'll find out ...
A good speaker can talk about the most trifling topic... a woman doesn't need a topic at all.
What is the difference between male and female logic? Men's - more correct, women's - more interesting.
Invincible female logic! Didn't pick up the phone, so with the women! Not online, so with the women! In the network, then correspond with the women!
When I'm in the mood, I cook. When I'm not in the mood - I eat!
A woman cannot think at all, because she can ... change her mind
Women are amazing creatures, they want to please even those they don't like.
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, at the word ass - I faint! I'm also very smart, because I'm very modest, that's why I'm so beautiful!
I wanted to lose five kilograms before the summer, there are still seven!
He came up to meet a girl on the street - HAM. Didn't fit - TRUS. Invited to dinner-insolent, invited to the cinema-ZHMOT. He escorted me to the entrance - slobber, went up to visit - a maniac. I drank coffee and left - IMPOTENT, I didn’t leave - BOOR, INJURIOUS and MANIAC! In the morning he left, promising to call - GOAT, called - hello DEAR!
Women's wisdom: if you really like these shoes, then it almost doesn't matter what size they are.
Offended, she left. I do not recommend searching! If you don't find it, it will get worse!
I woke up and thought ... but if I woke up because I thought?
Men's logic is when, through a chain of consistent inferences, we can achieve some very specific goal. And the female one is when, with the help of absurd fabrications, we find the first solution that comes across and declare it the meaning of our aspirations.
Only a woman can claim at the same time that you are a decent bastard and insist that you marry her as a decent person.
Women's logic is nonsense. Here is a woman's fantasy!
Women's logic is a complete fuck-up to the male psyche ...
First of all, I didn't touch anything! - secondly, I have already put in place
I was late and didn't even apologize! “Well, sorry, dear. “Go ahead… with your apologies!”
Women's logic: she came up with it herself, she was offended!
I hate alcohol - but I get drunk, I hate lies - but I lie in the name of good, I hate idiots - but I fall in love with them!
Scum… bastard.. creature… COME BACK!!
If a woman is wrong, go and apologize!
So that this day is not in vain and there is no reason to be sad, go buy yourself a gift without relying on men!
I would like a ring ... Otherwise, the fingers freeze
I love orange juice, and my girlfriends love peach ... But when we meet, we drink vodka ...
Why do girls open their mouths when they color their eyelashes?
I know it's my fault, but I'm offended!
The phrase "dear, give me colored invisible ones" also kills male logic ...
I want to congratulate you on the upcoming spring holiday!!! With all my heart I wish you a great mood, happiness and success in all your endeavors!!!
In this post, I offer a selection of aphorisms famous women. Let them say that women's logic is the absence of logic... But I don't think so
And the proof that I'm right - beautiful, wise aphorisms, quotes, spoken fair half the human race...
On the first occasion, Adam shifted all the responsibility onto the woman. /Nancy Astor/
I was terribly afraid of old age. I was afraid that then I would no longer be able to do everything that I want. But now I see that I don't want to do that at all. /Nancy Astor/
Nobody dies from lack of sex. Dying from lack of love. /M. Astwood/
The answers books give you depend on the questions you ask. /M. Astwood/
Cheating can be forgiven, but resentment cannot. /Anna Akhmatova/
A well-bred person does not offend another out of awkwardness. He offends only on purpose. /Anna Akhmatova/
Children who are not loved become adults who cannot love. /Pearl Buck/
Striving for perfection makes some people downright unbearable. /Pearl Buck/
Good girls keep diaries; bad girls don't have time for that. /T. Bankhead/
It is better to be emphatically wrong than to be hesitantly right. /T. Bankhead/
It's better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be. /B. Bardo/
Every love lasts as long as it deserves. /B. Bardo/
A person becomes an adult the day he first laughs sincerely at himself. /E. Barrymore/
We are often ashamed of old love letters—God, who did we write them to! /IN. Blonskaya/
It is very easy to know what your duty is: it is all that bores you. /IN. Blonskaya/
A man's decision to marry is the last one he makes himself. /IN. Blonskaya/
I don't believe in miracles, but I'm looking for a sorcerer. /IN. Blonskaya/
You can only believe half of what a woman says, but which half? /IN. Blonskaya/
Only a double life is possible in a triangle. /IN. Blonskaya/
Intuition is the concession that logic makes to impatience. /Mzy Brown/
The women who work the most get the least; and the women who earn the most work the least. /Sh.P. Gilman/
To appeal to a miracle is to corrupt the will. /Z. Gippius/
He so boldly confessed his love that it is immediately clear that he has experience. /Inna Goff/
From easy, not deep love, or rather, from passion - they become prettier, from deep love, from love-passion - they become stupefied. /Inna Goff/
The only thing I like about rich people is their money. /Nancy Astor/
I always thought that something is better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better. /G. Jackson/
For the first 12 months, we teach our children to walk and talk, and for the next 12 years, we teach them to sit and keep quiet. /F. Diller/
There is a huge difference between someone who has earned a lot of money and someone who is rich from birth. /M. Dietrich/
Young eyes see sharper, old eyes see deeper. / Elizabeth I English. Queen/
The wives who keep the house in perfect order are the wives who love the house more than the husband. /I. Ipohorskaya/
Or either! A girl cannot be both an ant and a dragonfly at the same time! /I. Ipohorskaya/
A good orator can speak on the most trifling subject; a woman does not need a topic at all. /I. Ipohorskaya/
Buying is easy. It's hard to pay. /I. Ipohorskaya/
Stupidity comes forward to be seen, the mind is held back to be seen. /TO. Silvia/
Living according to the mind is not for everyone. /T. Kleiman/
The best cure for all ailments is salt water. Sweat, tears, sea. /TO. Blixen/
A woman who considers herself smart demands equal rights with men. A woman is really smart - does not require. /S.D. Colette/
Fools are more to be feared than clever ones. /Christina Augusta/
The less passion you show, the more passion you arouse. /N. de Lanclos/
It is better to be deceived than to offend a friend with distrust. /N. de Lanclos/
The heart is a fortress that is easier to conquer than to hold. /N. de Lanclos/
A rich man is like beautiful woman. /BUT. Luz/
A woman is smarter than a man, and she spends her mind primarily on ensuring that a man does not notice this. /M. McCarthy/
How smart do you have to be to be stupid. /Klara Novikova/
It's hard to fill your wallet without emptying your heart. /E. Ozheshko/
Do you want to know what your friends say about you? Listen to what they say about people who are better than you. / Maria Ebner-Eschenbach /
He who cannot deny himself a single pleasure will never know happiness. / Maria Ebner-Eschenbach /
There are very few sincere friends, and the demand for them is low. / Maria Ebner-Eschenbach /
People admire virtue, but coquetry conquers them. /M. d "Arconville /